COOKING WITH AVERY

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Welcome back to my b10g.
Today on this fine occasion, you lucky human will be learning how to cook. Keep in mind these photos were taken at 3AM on a Sunday night because my sleep schedule is AWFUL. Anyways enjoy this beautiful article on how to make thi(ccc)k soup.

Okay, first we will be starting with how to get ready to cook.
A proper cooking outfit is absolutely key on preparing the best meal you can make.
First, we need our long luscious locks to be pulled back into a stylish ponytail. And who is more stylish than the queen herself, JOJO SIWA.
So, we do a simple side ponytail with a scrunchie.

Next, we need an apron so we don't ruin your clothes.  I could not find my apron ANYWHERE so I made this little diy tutorial on how to make an apron.
Materials:
-trash bag
Now take a trash bag. Then stick your arms and head through it. You are now ready.
Now we need to make sure our hair stays extra secure. So, even though I could not find my fancy cooking hat anywhere, I watch a lot of Grey's Anatomy, so I decided how different could cooking be than surgery? So I tied my hair back with a make-do scrub cap (a kitchen towel). We are now ready to be a chef!
The ingredients you will need are- The sauce you get in the teapot thing at a hibachi restaurant
I bought it at Whole Foods That southern sauce you get at that really good rib place in Charleston, South Carolina
I got this at Stop n Shop I think? Tomato squeeze sauce
Stop n Shop I honestly have no idea what this is but the vegetables on the front look healthy so we are going to slurp that up
It says Wegmans so I am gonna say this is from Wegmans Fannys Italian dressing from the LEGEND herself, Fanny
Stop n Shop Cris-pee ongions
Stop n Shop Grape tomatoes (They don't taste like grapes spoiler alert)
Wegmans Jiggly Jello
Stop n Shop This gross acid water
I don't even know Foreign cheeze
Whole Foods Foreign Dressing yum yum
Whole Foods Tounge burning sauce
Stop n Shop Now, how to make
First, we are going to get a bowl and bring it to the counter
Now get a spatula to mix your thicky soup with
Now we need to add our ingredients.
There is no order, just squeeze it in the bowl. 
Put as much as you want it really doesn't matter, it is only as much as you want to slurp up
Now that you have added all your ingredients together, we need to add some spice to this and flavor.
So go find a green plant in your kitchen, and rip its arm off and put it in its bowl.
And now we mix!!!1!!2!!

Mmmmm, yum
And now we have to cook it
 So I tried to microwave it
But my Mom said I would burn the house down so I didn't
So then I tried to cook it in the oven
But my Mom said the same thing
So then I froze it
But after 10 seconds I got bored
So now we have to prepare it
I looked for a plate, and I found one. But I didn't want to wash it. So I tried to find a paper plate, but I couldn't find that either. So I used a napkin.
Delicious!
Now I tried to eat it because I wanted to show her its not that bad
So now it is in the trash
Hope you guys enjoyed learning how to cook food! Leave a like and subscribe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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